Payment Options.

Please have a read through the payment options below before you place an order. It only takes a minute and it saves a lot of back and forth later.

Bank transfer

Open to both UK and international customers.

As soon as you place your order, we email you the payment instructions. Please double check your email address is typed correctly so nothing gets held up, and make sure your inbox is not full.

Cash in post (GBP)

Also open to both UK and international customers.

Once your order is placed, we send the payment instructions over by email.

What you will see at checkout

The options change from time to time

The payment methods shown at checkout are simply the ones we can offer right now. If a method you have used before, or one listed on this page, is not there, it is not a fault on your end. It just means that option is unavailable at the moment.

Always read the instruction email

Please check the payment instruction email that comes with every new order, even if you have ordered before. Details like bank account information or a postal address can change. We cannot be held responsible for payments sent to old details, so the latest email is always the one to follow.

Why we do not take card or PayPal

The honest answer is that our wee business is classed as High Risk. That label means we (and our competitors) are stuck when it comes to the usual payment methods, even though there is nothing dodgy about what we sell.

If you want the full picture, there is a genuinely good (and fairly depressing) blog post by a fintech expert who understands this system better than just about anyone. It explains what High Risk actually means, why the setup is so unfair, and how even giants like Steam end up in the same boat. It is called Payment Processor Fun: Making your own MSP.

Last updated on 24th August, 2025.